Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Just wow!

My birthday is tomorrow... tomorrow. I will be turning twenty-one and its quite scary. Tomorrow I will be able to go into the liquor store and purchase alcohol. That is absolutely crazy, I'm that old now! This birthday is definitely going to be the best, I'm turning twenty-one why wouldn't it be. Hey now, I can't be jinxing myself already!

Well, now it's just all down hill, but at least I will be able to be drunk for it.

I've made so many promises to myself for what I would or should be doing at twenty-one. I can't say that any of them have come true. To be honest, I can't even really remember the specific things that I promised, isn't that sad. I guess, I just never really expected them to come to fruition. Maybe that was the problem, that I never really believed in them that much. I can say that I'm in college and working forward to a career in some type of writing. I would love to be able to write novels, horror-fantasy novels or write a column of some sorts. I mean, I know for sure that I am definitely still quite the novice when it comes to grammar, but who isn't now a days. In high school, grammar was never really important enough for teachers to teach. It was always about the standardized tests, and the regents so that we can make more money for the school district which is nauseating. I've already started a novel having to do with horror fantasy. I don't think there is enough good novels of horror and fantasy except for Steven King ones. I believe there should be a variety of great horror-fantasy-sci-fi novelists. Even teaching a literature class we be enjoyable, a college professor not a school teacher, younger kids are evil.

I just can't believe that I'm going to be twenty-one! Then again there are myriad people that believe twenty-one is still very young. That you still have so much ahead of you, but still twenty-one is still quite the age. I know I won't be saying this when I'm hitting my thirtieth birthday, or maybe I will be?

Sunday, September 13, 2009

What is with people?

Once again another day from hell at work! People just don't get it when I give you something that I'm not necessarily supposed to give you why do you question it? Really when I give you an extra 20% off your entire purchase why do you complain??

Seriously old women are definitely the worst people to do business with!

The store was an absolute mess and we didn't even get to do most of the fitting! Just a crazy day, oh and Kanye West needs to be shot! What a pompous ass!

Saturday, September 12, 2009

What a dolt!

I was a little unwise last night. I decided that I wanted to walk from Baldwin Harbor to Bellmore. For anyone that doesn't live around them, it's a great distance between the two. I don't know the actual mileage of the distance but roughly about seven to eight miles. The time that I hit the "Welcome to Merrick" sign, my feet were pulsating, and my thighs were beginning to chaff because I don't believe in underwear. The walk was quite painful. I mean, four o'clock in the morning walking from Baldwin to North Bellmore isn't a mellifluous walk.

The only people that are awake at four in the morning are homeless people sitting on corners and little Spanish people. It was just really weird that I decided that I should walk that far at that hour, I don't know what I was thinking?! It was painful but I guess it was worth it to sleep in my own bed.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

This Is Some Bullshit!!

Well, I absolutely hate this day. It has been the most boring day ever. I have spent my day doing absolutely nothing. I straightened up my room and went to the bank but did nothing. You know what's really sad I wish that I had some homework, so I would have something to do!

BBBBBBBllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another Michael Moore movie, hmmmmm?

Friday, September 4, 2009

I would feel bad

Well, my poor neighbor I don't really speak to her with any admiration. I demean and rip that poor girl to shreds but she deserves it. I mean, no one tells her to her face, "your a skank." Believe me she is definitely on the skank fence. I don't know, just the way she talks about things almost makes it seem like she wants you to speak to her that way. I don't know, maybe I shouldn't be as mean to her; but, she also shouldn't walk around talking about all her skanky endeavors either. Who knows... ehhh, I'll try to be a little nicer, I am pretty cruel.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

The First Day

It was the first day of school today and as usual I assumed that the worst. The parking lot, honestly wasn't that terrible, I really didn't need to leave that early but better safe than sorry. I got to the first class and for the life of me I assumed that I was in my gay and lesbian literature class. It was really bewildering when I found out that it was my science fiction class. I got a little nervous when a different teacher walked through the door.

I went to American sign language next and it wasn't what I expected. The teacher doesn't let anyone speak in the class and he won't allow any English translations of the signs. There was also three different DVDs that I would have to watch at the lab in the Library. I decided to drop the class I can't afford a grade less than a B this semester. So, so long American sign language.

Astronomy was a good class as well. The teacher that teaches the class is pretty hot and the class seems like it's going to be interesting. Plus, my friend is going to give me all the labs, notes and the textbook for the class, so she can help me anytime I have a question.

It wasn't a bad day, I just have to remember to eat something!!

What a day

This entire summer has seriously flown by!!!! Its crazy, I'm already procrastinating going to sleep because I have class tomorrow. It's absolutely insane that it's the fall semester already!!

In other news I drove out to New Jersey today. Yea I know, New Jersey, I don't know why either. I went with my friend Marissa to get her sister that was being held at the HQ of police in Jackson County. She was picked up for mari-J possession at six flags, yea I know pretty funny. I would say I enjoyed the ride, I had nothing else better to do with my life in that moment. The ride home was fun, Marissa and I, decided to get silly listening to dance music in the car, it was fun. It was a good way to end the summer, seriously it was, I enjoyed it.

Seriously, there is absolutely nothing in New Jersey, it's a vast wasteland of nothingness. We stopped at this diner to get something to eat, and the waitress had no idea what a gyro was. I was like, Marissa this isn't New York, she has no idea what your even speaking, if its even English!